Timothée Chalamet is a man of many interests. He sings. He dances. He communes with Hugh Grant in his true Oompa-Loompa form. He conspires to overthrow alien governments and escape from the desert planet to which he’s been exiled (while wearing fabulous face jewelry, might we add). He has his fruit interests, what with the Apples and peaches and all. He also plays casual games of basketball with Adam Sandler, in brand new sneakers, no less.
But there’s so much more to Timmy, and he’d like to share that with you.
In a carousel posted Wednesday and captioned “summer23!” Chalamet offered up a photojournalistic “what I did this summer,” which includes, apparently, “hanging out with Bones and All/Call Me By Your Name director Luca Guadagnino, who is also my profile picture, sure,” “taking group selfies with Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach despite somehow not being in Barbie,” “looking at dog looking at stuff,” “looking at soccer video game,” “looking at self,” and “wearing socks with loafers and shorts near greenery.”
Interests! He has them! It seems like a nice summer, spent here on this planet probably, with no Oompa-Loompas to be seen.
This isn’t his only summer-themed post. In another feed post, a rare two shares in one week (the most recent before these was a tease for the Wonka trailer six weeks ago), mysteriously captioned “summer24!” (he is not 24, nor is it summer 2024, what does he know that we don’t?), he swims shirtless in a…cave? His eyes seem to say, “I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more.” Or, possibly, “Here I am, swimming in a cave.”
What are you up to, Timmy? The world, as always, wonders.
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